And not the large bad thing that
did the destroying extorted? For those of you sticking around this weekend, why not visit your local bookstore and pick up a new title with which to idle away your labor day weekend? Sound like too much effort for a weekend that is supposed to be free from labour?* Does supporting your local bookstore sound taxing? No longer an excuse!
I mean, COME ON. What else could be easier? Support your local bookstore AND be lazy! Do you want them to implant the book in your head? Give them a few years and they’ll probably do it! But in the meantime, how many more adorable videos do they have to make? How many more Luddite socks must die!
I have an idea, how about a book about the origins of labor day itself!
* So our one Australian reader can understand at least one sentence.